TAURUS (April 20-May 20): For a limited time only, you have cosmic permission to suck your thumb and drool freely and murmur “gaga” over and over again…The moment has arrived, in other words, to give yourself permission to melt into a pool of primal goo as you commune with the music of the spheres and tune in to the hymn of your deepest longings.
Good job, Dylan, good job…! Note, however, that this horoscope does not mention screeching when said deepest longings are not immediately realized!
Thanks again for the fun, Rob Brezsny!
